The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert

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ARC provided by Flatiron Books in exchange for an honest review.

“Once upon a time there was a beautiful queen who thought words were stronger than anything. She used them to win love and money and gifts. She used them to carry her across the world.”

Let me just start this off by saying that I normally only one star something if it has very problematic content. This book only has one element that made me uncomfortable (that I will talk about later on), but the main reason I’m giving this one star is because it was so ungodly boring.

Next, and this could be completely my fault, I feel like this is marketed as a YA Fantasy, when it takes the reader almost 250 pages, out of a 360 page book, to even get into the fantasy aspect and by that time I couldn’t care less about some pseudo Alice in Wonderland. This reads like a YA Contemporary Mystery and that is not a genre that I enjoy reading in the slightest, so maybe that is the main reason this didn’t work for me.

So the basic premise of The Hazel Wood is that a seventeen-year-old girl named Alice has been on the run with her mother, Ella, for as long as she can remember. They go from city to city, house to house, sometimes sleeping in their car, always on the run from the “bad luck” that follows them. Alice’s grandmother, Ella’s mother, is a very famous author who wrote a collection of short stories that are incredibly hard to find in today’s world. The short stories are very dark fairytales, that have netted her grandmother a very cult-like fanbase that totally gave me some Nightfilm vibes if I’m being completely honest.

Alice has never met her grandmother, and she’s never visited the exclusive estate she lives on called the Hazel Wood. But after Alice’s mother is kidnapped, she is desperate to find any means possible to finally visit the mysterious estate and to get her mother back once and for all.

But this book was so incredibly slow. I had to bribe myself with chocolates to even finish it. This is a 360 page book, and it took me SEVENTEEN days to read it. That’s a little over 20 pages a day. And that’s honestly all I could do, because I was so uninvested. And it’s actually mindboggling to me that this book is even 360 pages long, because I feel like everything could have taken place in 150-200 pages, too.

And Alice is such an unlikeable main character that isn’t supposed to be an unlikeable main character. She’s so rude, and self-centered, and unable to recognize her privilege because she can’t get over the fact that she grew up poor. She talks over people, and is demanding, and refuses to acknowledge her mistakes. I could never and will never connect with her, and it was honestly miserable to be inside of her head.

So, the problematic element is the treatment of the biracial side character who Alice spends most of the book with. Finch is the only person of color in this book, and Alice constantly remarks on how unattractive he is, and it feels really bad. Then, when they get into an altercation with a police officer, Finch tries to explain to Alice about racial profiling and how he feels uncomfortable being around cops and being noncompliant around cops, while Alice just completely disregards his very valid feelings by saying he’s rich and privileged. Like that negates the color of his skin and the racism he faces every single day because of it, because she grew up poor and on the run with her mom. On top of the fact that Alice will never let Finch speak, because she’s always interrupting and talking over him. It just reads badly and made my very uncomfortable while reading. Also, Alice even got physically abusive a couple times and I just wasn’t there for it at all.

The other minor thing that just made me feel a little uncomfortable while reading was that this book kind of romanticizes kidnapping. Like, Alice has very fond memories of being kidnapped when she was six and it feels almost like glorifying it. Maybe this just rubbed me the wrong way because I was always deathly afraid of being kidnapped as a child, but I didn’t enjoy reading her memories on kidnapping whatsoever, either.

And the last thing is that the deus ex machina in this book is very strong. So many things just so conveniently happened, especially at the end of this book when we are finally in a fairytale land, to wrap up this story.

The only thing I truly liked about this book were the two chapters that were stories that Finch was retelling to Alice from inside her Grandmother’s book, Tales from the Hinterland. Both of these were honestly great, and I enjoyed them immensely and it showcased that the author does have talent for writing. Unfortunately, this is only two chapters of a thirty-one chapter book. But both of those short stories were good and I enjoyed each one more than the rest of this entire book combined

Also, have you seen the finished copy of this? With its foil sprayed pages? Holy moly, it’s honestly one of the most beautiful books I’ve ever laid eyes upon. But you all know what they say about judging books by their covers…

This book just wasn’t for me or my tastes. It’s the very start of 2018 and I can tell you that this will 100% make my most disappointing publications of 2018 list. And from all my friends’ reviews, I truly think this is going to just be a polarizing book! People are going to hate and dread picking it up, or they are going to be completely engrossed, love, and devour it. And you guys know that just because I disliked this book, it doesn’t mean that your feelings are invalid. If you liked this book then I am truly happy for you, but this book just really didn’t work for me. And if you do decide to pick this one up, I hope you find way more enjoyment within its pages than I did.

Content warnings for underage alcohol consumption, drug use, self-harm, talk of suicide, and mild violence.

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The quote above was taken from an ARC and is subject to change upon publication.

Buddy read with Jenn and Destiny! ❤

 

December 2017 TBR

Happy December 1st, my loves! I can’t believe 2017 is almost at a close, but I hope we all find some new favorites before the year is out! Also, a lot of my TBR is based off the Yule Bingo challenges, which is a readathon that a couple of my best friends have created and that I decided to participate in! How we are in the last month of 2017, I have no idea, but here is what I hope and plan to get to before 2017 ends!

The Book of Etta (The Road to Nowhere, #2) by Meg Elison:
This is one of the five books that I have to read before the end of 2017! The Book of the Unnamed Midwife was my favorite read of 2016, so I have such high hopes for the sequel. But this will be a very dark read, and I hope I will be in the right mindset for it.

Everless (Untitled #1) by Sara Holland:
This is an ARC I have that will be published on January 2nd, 2018 by HarperTeen! I don’t know much about this one, other than the fact that people exchange blood for time to live. And a servant girl discovers secrets and rises in the ranks quickly! But, I mean, that sounds pretty intriguing! And I’m buddy reading this with the beautiful Destiny! ❤

The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert:
This is also an ARC I have that will be published on January 30th, 2018 by Flatiron Books! This is one of my most anticipated 2018 releases, so I’m very excited to finally dig into this. Alice is a girl that has grown up with fairy tales told by her grandmother, but once Alice’s mother is kidnapped, Alice starts to realize that maybe her Grandmother’s stories weren’t fairy tales after all! And this is a buddy read with Jenn and Destiny! ❤

Godsgrave (The Nevernight Chronicle, #2) by Jay Kristoff:
This is also one of the five books that I have to read before the end of 2017! And give me all the f/f assassin novels, please. Also, I fell so fast and deeply in love with Nevernight, that I expect to do the same or more so with this one, too! Also, this is another amazing buddy read with Jules! ❤

The Star-Touched Queen (The Star-Touched Queen, #1) by Roshani Chokshi:
I was blessed to meet Roshani this October at the Goodreads Power User Summit in San Francisco, and she was honestly the sweetest and kindest author I’ve ever met. I knew I couldn’t let 2017 end without giving The Star-Touched Queen a proper review! And this is a buddy read with Sonja! ❤

Oathbringer (The Stormlight Archive, #3) by Brandon Sanderson:
I believe with my whole heart that this will make my best of 2017 list, so I really have to buckle down and force myself to read and review this budding masterpiece!

Three Sides of a Heart: Stories about Love Triangles edited by Natalie C. Parker:
This is an ARC I have that will be published on December 19th, 2017 by HarperCollins! And, please, give me all the anthologies at this point in my life! And this one is all about love triangles! I mean, how much more “Melanie” could this get? The only thing they could do is add a fae story about a queer, book lovin’ girl and I’d be in bookish heaven.

Sinless (Eye of the Beholder #1) by Sarah Tarkoff:
This is also an ARC I have that will be published on January 9th, 2018 by Harper Voyager! I’m a little nervous about this one, because it has to do with good people being awarded with beauty and others being forced to deal with disfigurement and things like that. But I’m hoping it isn’t offensive, and it looks like there is a PoC MC on the cover! Plus, this story has to do with Clerics, and that’s my ultimate favorite D&D class, so hopefully this wows me!

Age of Assassins (The Wounded Kingdom #1) by R.J. Barker:
This too is one of the five books that I have to read before the end of 2017! Okay, I received an ARC of this right before the release date, so there was no way for me to fit it into my TBR and now it just keeps getting put on the back burner for newer release ARCs! But I think this is going to be an amazing fantasy debut, that stars a disabled MC assassin!

Kingdom of Ashes (Nightfall #1) by Elena May:
This author wrote to me early this fall, and was such a sweetheart! Then she sent me a copy of her book and some European goodies! I want to read and review this so badly before the end of 2017!

And beyond all else, I hope you guys are having a wonderful holiday season! I can’t believe this is my last TBR for 2017, but here we are! I also hope we all have an amazing December, filled with good books, because with the way 2017 went, we can all use a little more joy in our lives! Happy reading, lovelies! ❄⛄

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